THAT MAKES ME MAD

THAT MAKES ME MAD!
By The Ranting Citizen

A couple of years back, a little boy was in the school cafeteria. The school had one of those “zero tolerance policies” on pretty much everything. The little boy, picked up his lunch item, a chicken finger, pointed it at a teacher and said “bang bang.” For this crime against humanity, he was promptly expelled (or suspended, I don’t remember).

Who in their right minds gave this child a loaded chicken finger?

Look, if you give children loaded food, someone is bound to get shot. DUH!
Zero tolerance, what a crock! When I was a kid, in some schools there were shooting teams where you could bring your .22 rifle to school, because you had practice after school and it was perfectly alright to bring your aspirin to school, or your penicillin or whatever the Dr. put you on. These “educators” who will keep your children from taking their meds without the nurse handing it to them are the same ones that want to dope every energetic little boy because it is easier to dope them than teach them.

Why aren’t girls doped as much as boys? For one, the part of the brain that deals with paying attention in girls develops younger than boys, but second, and foremost, I fear that feminism leads in this. Little boys are evil because they have a penis and thus we must find some way of castrating them if not in reality, at least emotionally so that they cannot grow to oppress little girls, because after all, men are brutal, vicious beasts who MUST DIE!!!
I will stop now before I really get mad and just spew cuss words.