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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Bye Bye Johnny
Anyway, I posted this on his blog and by popular demand, now I am posting it here for the amusment, enjoyment and pondering of all my fan out there (yes I know I said fan - singular).
RR
John,
Well, I am a little sad, but honestly, for years, I thought that you were not a good fit for the LC-MS in its current incarnation - then again, I am not either, but for other reasons - (mostly dealing with SPs, DPs, guns, midgets and other amusements, but I digress).
I thought that you would have gone the way of Rome, so I am a bit surprised. I know that these decisions are hard. When I first became a Lutheran, my family insisted that I joined a cult too.
I just want to say that I hope you enjoy your trip out East and when you discover that no matter how truly jacked up the LC-MS is (and OH YES WE ARE), it is still the best game in town. I for one will be happy to welcome you back with open arms and rejoice in the ridiculous fellowship of a ridiculous church, but even more, the ridiculously good news of Justification by grace through faith ALONE apart from theosis.
I know you have no intentions of coming back, so my brother, rush head long into that abyss and when you wake up next to a pig, just remember this - the pigs in the LC-MS are cleaner - myself included for we are pieces of dung covered by snow over on this side of the fence. When you come back, we will kill the fatted DP and rejoice.
Enjoy your self imposed exile, we will miss you. Check in with us every now and again, we will leave a light on for you.
In the completely sufficient imputation of righteousness that is extended from the Cross of Christ
XOXO
The Ranting Reverend
Monday, June 05, 2006
Soli Deo Gloria
Recently I came across a thinking Christian lady who said that she was looking for a "Soli Deo Gloria" kind of guy. This pretty much turned my head, but I had to wonder if she really knows what she is saying?
Soli Deo Gloria, one of those reformational sayings. right up there with Sola Scriptura (By Scripture alone do we know God’s Truth), Sola Fide (By faith alone), Sola Gratia (By grace alone). We are saved apart from works, by grace through faith (see Ephesians 2:8-9). And of course all of this comes down to Sola Christus as only in Christ is our salvation complete.
All of this said, I have to return to Soli Deo Goloria - To God Alone be the Glory!
I often beat my personal creed into my parishioners and many of my pastor friends have adopted it, it goes like this...
"If it is about me, it is not about Jesus and if it is not about Jesus, it is not Christian!!!" This is another way of saying Soli Deo Gloria, but in a way that hits home with today's Christian. You see, if you are saved by your good works, merits, decisions, efforts, not cussing, not drinking, not having sex, not this or that, then you really don't need Jesus at all, do you?
If this is the case, it is all about me, what I do or don't do that makes me a Christian. In reality, it may make you a Mormon, but not a Christian for the Christian, the true Christian confesses that he has sinned in thought, word and deed, by what he has done and what they have left undone. He confesses that he has NOT loved the Lord with his whole heart and has not loved his neighbor as himself. The true Christian knows that he is a sinner, but for the sake of the innocent, bitter, sufferings and death of Jesus on the cross that he is a saint - IN JESUS, NOT BECAUSE HE DOES OR DOESN'T DO CERTAIN THINGS!
Soli Deo Gloria - to God alone be the glory. Who is our God? The God revealed to us in flesh and blood is the 2nd person of the Holy Trinity, Jesus, the Son of God, very God of Very God, begotten of the Father of the Holy spirit, the God / man who lived perfection in our place, who died to pay a fine we could never pay who rose from the dead and leaves us with the promise of a resurrection.
Hebrews 12:2 Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the author and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.
Consider this verse... Let us take our eyes off of ourselves and turn them to Jesus for in Him alone is there salvation. Let us get our eyes off of our self righteous notions and fix them on the only one who is truly righteous on our behalf.
He is the author and perfecter. In Jesus is the Justification of sinners and the Sanctification of sinners. In Jesus, we have the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end, not only of creation, but also of our salvation.
Stop looking at yourself, you will never measure up to the righteousness of God, instead look to Christ for He is your righteousness. Jeremiah 23:6 - ...This is the name by which he will be called: The LORD Our Righteousness.
Soli Deo Gloria - indeed, as the Christian confesses with St. John the Baptizer, I must decrease that He may increase.
Thanks "Christmas Lady" for making me think about all of this, how we serve the Lord in ways we never expect.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Easter Flowers for Mom
Don't get me wrong, I love dear old Ma, but why do we give her flowers on Easter? Did she rise from the dead for the forgiveness of my sins and make me a promise of eternal life? Last I checked, the answer is- NO! So why do I honor mom on a day dedicated to Jesus and HIS resurrection?
Come to think of it, St. Paul in the book of Ephesians calls husbands to be Christ to his family. I think if anyone in the family should have been honored, it should have been dad, but I don't even think that's appropriate.
I think this is just another sentimental, feminized tradition that has crept into the church that makes it all about the ladies, enables their narcissism and puts Jesus on the back burner in honor of the cult of the goddess.
I can't begin to tell you how many times I have to say no to the ladies in the church because they want to do some sort of emotive, nonsensical thing to make them feel all warm and gushy in the service. HEY LADY, CHURCH AINT ABOUT YOUR EMOTIONS!
This year, I donated flowers to the church and asked that there be no memorial attached to them except this - Soli Deo Gloria. I also suggested (with a smirk) that they should be dedicated "to all the girls I loved before."
If it is about you, it's not about Jesus and if it isn't about Jesus, it Just isn't Christian.
Bitterly yours
The Ranting Reverend
Monday, December 19, 2005
Faith Based Initiatives - A Two Edged Sword
As the government has pushed through tax hike after tax hike, the American people have become less and less charitable. Individual giving to the poor and needy has gone down in direct proportion to the confiscation of income in the form of taxes.
Americans are a generous people. We feed the world and guard against totalitarian tyrannies. We "look out for the little guy." But as taxes have gone up, the spirit of giving has gone down. The government has done "charitable work" worse and more wastefully than private industry ever could. As a matter of fact, if private charities were as wasteful as the government, the government would indict them for fraud!
If the government is financially inept (and ultimately corrupt), why should, any church, partner with them to help the needy? Does anyone really believe that the government gives without strings?
Let's look at financial aid for colleges. What a great idea to help poor students who, without government grants and loans, would otherwise not be able to attend college and attain the American dream? But as the fine people at Grove City College will tell you, the blessing turned into a curse.
In the 1980s, Grove City College, a small Christian liberal arts college in Pennsylvania, found that the blessing of governmental financial aid was nothing to be too happy about. Because of perceived inequities between men’s and women’s sports funding, people complained.
Enter the savior of the downtrodden, Senator Ted Kennedy who put before the legislature what became known as "The Grove City Act." This act said that if any institution receives ANY government aid (including student loans), there may not be any spending that is inequitable between any classes of people. So, in essence, a men's football team that may raise five million dollars a year should not receive any more funding than a women's field hockey team that raises five thousand dollars.
The result is that schools like Grove City and Hillsdale College have sworn off all of the government's money, along with its strings.
So what does this have to do with President Bush's “Faith Based Initiative?” Everything!
Initially, churches would be covered under the civil rights act of 1964 (which does not require churches to hire outside of their faith). But get a liberal president and see how long that holds true. Grove City College should serve as a strong warning to the church. What starts out as a tremendous boost from the government will inevitably be a heartache -- maybe not this year, maybe not in a decade, but it will.
President Bush's "Faith Based Initiative" program is a bad idea in that it will create even more dependency on the state.
The New Deal has shown us that welfare creates a class of slaves dependent on the state. Why do the poor vote for liberals? Because they are addicted to government handouts and programs from welfare to promises of free pharmaceuticals and health care -- and not just the poor any longer, but even many in the middle class are attracted to these programs.
Now the government is here to “help the church." Help it do what? Help it to tend to the needs of those that the government has already confiscated our income to help.
Those churches that are tempted to cooperate with the government should consider carefully what they do. They will inevitably become addicted to the "free" money that the government will infuse, addicted to the point that they will not be able to break the string. At this point, they are caught, and when the liberals again take Washington, their "politically correct fascism" will come swooping down and make great demands of such churches. Immediate gratification and altruistic rhetoric will deceive many churches into this snare. And it will be the demise of the exclusive proclamation of the inclusive Gospel in many churches, because the almighty dollar will rule supreme.
Remember one thing: When the government is involved with the church, the government is involved IN the church. And when the government is involved in the church, maybe "all of us, in the church or not, will be firsthand witnesses of the death of the First Amendment in America!"
Throwing Dice With Jesus
I thought that maybe I could just rant a little here as I am the Ranting Reverend, to try to show you a few things. I can’t help it, I am a teacher and a preacher and I love to take on issues like this, this is what I get paid to do (cool job huh?).
First is a proper and improper understanding of sin. The Bible is clear as to what is sin, but it is not always clear on what is not sin. We always, as sinners, like to add our own opinions to the whole question of sin. This was the problem of the Pharisees in the time of Jesus. They had all of their own notions of what is and is not a sin. They had taken God’s laws and re-formed them into their own images. For example they accused Jesus of breaking the 3rd commandment when He healed a person on the Sabbath. He was also accused of that for walking along the road and eating wheat kernels which you would have to peel away before eating (cooking of sorts). Jesus responded with making it clear that the Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath. Or in other words, the Sabbath is a gift to man from God, not a law to abide in to earn God’s favor.
The Bible defines what is sin for us already, not people’s opinions. What is clearly sin? The easiest place to start is the 10 commandments (which by the way most Christians do not even know, even though they declare all sorts of things to be sin, which are not).
(Numbered as the Lutherans and Roman Catholics do as there are 2 different numberings )
1. You shall have no other God’s before me.
This means that we should love and fear God above all else. Love Him for His divine mercy and loving forgiveness of our sins for the sake of Jesus’ sufferings and death. Fear Him, because He is so awesome and powerful and no one can stand in His presence and live.
2. You shall not take the name of the Lord God in vain.
This has 2 meanings, one is that we should not use the name of the Lord to deceive others, to curse others or in a careless way, but the second meaning is simply that we should use His name in right ways, to offer prayer, praise and thanksgiving.
3. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
This means that we should honor God with all our days and gladly hear and learn His Word. Sabbath means rest and everyday is the day where we find rest in the grace and mercy of Christ. Yet we gather together in His name under His Word and sacraments in the church to receive from the hand of God.
4. Honor your father and mother.
This means we should not reject nor despise any in authority over us, but receive them as a gift from God.
5. You shall not murder.
This does not only speak of the physical act of murder, but also hatred of others, we should however protect others in their body and reputation. The bonus here is that if we protect others, they may thus be inclined to protect us and even if they do not, the Lord will.
6. You shall not commit adultery.
This means not only the act of sexual immorality, but also lusting in our hearts after those whom the Lord has not wedded us to. But the plus side is that in marriage; the wedding bed cannot be defiled so have at it.
7. You shall not steal.
This means that we should not only not take that which does not belong to us, but also that we should help others maintain their possessions. Thus the Bible does establish a right to personal property.
8. You shall not bear false witness.
This means that we should not speak evil, gossip nor slander others, but uphold them and speak well of them in all ways. It also means that we should not lie.
The gift to us in this is that we also may keep a good reputation
9. You shall not covet your neighbor’s House
This means that we should not scheme to get our neighbors’ home in legal nor non-legal ways, but rather help him and be happy for him.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, manservant, maidservant, ox, donkey … or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
This means that we should do the same as the 9th commandment, but with all our neighbor’s possessions.
Now, all of this is pretty basic stuff and most of us outwardly keep these things, but our hearts are a different story.
Matthew 15:18 "But those things which proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and they defile a man. 19 "For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies.
Most Christians think that sins are our actions, but to tell the truth, our actions are only a symptom on the sinful heart and no one on this side of the grave will ever be sinless, except Jesus. In short, as we confess in church every week, “I am sinful in thought, word and deed. I have sinned by what I have done and what I have left undone, I have not loved God with my whole heart and have not loved my neighbor as myself.” We also confess in the Divine Service, I John 1:8-9, “If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”
We also know the words of Jesus Himself from the “Sermon on the Mount” when He says, Matthew 5:27 " You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' 28 "But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
We also know from The Epistle of St. James 2:10 that “For whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all.”
We confess that we are completely corrupt and sinful in all our ways for even our good works are tainted with our sins desiring recognition or thinking that we are getting good marks from God. The only truly good works we do are those that we are not aware of and those ONLY flow out of the grace and mercy of Christ.
If we look inward for some sort of goodness, we will only find our evil hearts looking back at us and then we stand accused, if we look only to Christ and His righteousness for us, then we have all we need.
As a Pastor, I am always a little horrified when I hear people say that they have a great faith. When we say we have a great faith, we are usually looking at ourselves and if we do not see a sinner there, we are to be pitied. Yet we are also saints, not for anything we do or can do, but for the sake of Jesus and what He has done for us. So when we confess Jesus and His righteousness for us, that is truly our faith itself speaking, for faith must have its’ object and it confesses the object.
Not to belabor the point, but consider this, to say I have faith that a chair will hold me up is not truly faith, but to simply sit, that is faith in the chair. To talk about my faith in Christ is about me, to simply live in His mercy and forgiveness is to have faith for when we have nowhere to run except into the arms of Christ, we have a sure Jesus who we know will never fail us.
Now I have gone far a field off the whole issue of gambling, but it all comes around in a minute so bear with me.
The Bible is clear about what is sin, but in matters where the Bible is silent, so we should remain silent for it is not given to us to speak as we already have more to contend with in the Bible than we could ever fulfill.
In Christian liberty we may either participate or not according to our own desires for they are called “adiophora” which means “neither commanded nor condemned.” In matters of adiophora, we are free to do as we will.
So here is my understanding, given a Biblical model, as I understand it from my training to interpret Scripture.
First of all, I have done several searches in the Bible for the word “gamble” and in the 7 translations I have, none of them have the word. In all of my Greek and Hebrew training I have do not think that I have even seen a word used for it.
So this being the case, the closest thing that I can think of is “casting lots,” which is similar to rolling dice, which is indeed gambling. There are about 20 verses in the Bible that use this term in both the Hebrew and the Greek, and they speak of all sorts of things from determining who an offender is, to getting a job, to getting property and possessions to the dividing up of Jesus’ garments at the cross.
They are as follows…
Leviticus 16:8 "Then Aaron shall cast lots for the two goats: one lot for the LORD and the other lot for the scapegoat.
Joshua 18:6 "You shall therefore survey the land in seven parts and bring the survey here to me, that I may cast lots for you here before the LORD our God.
Joshua 18:8 Then the men arose to go away; and Joshua charged those who went to survey the land, saying, "Go, walk through the land, survey it, and come back to me, that I may cast lots for you here before the LORD in Shiloh."
Joshua 18:10 Then Joshua cast lots for them in Shiloh before the LORD, and there Joshua divided the land to the children of Israel according to their divisions.
1 Samuel 14:42 And Saul said, "Cast lots between my son Jonathan and me." So Jonathan was taken.
1 Chronicles 24:31 These also cast lots just as their brothers the sons of Aaron did, in the presence of King David, Zadok, Ahimelech, and the heads of the fathers' houses of the priests and Levites. The chief fathers did just as their younger brethren.
1 Chronicles 25:8 And they cast lots for their duty, the small as well as the great, the teacher with the student.
1 Chronicles 26:13 And they cast lots for each gate, the small as well as the great, according to their father's house.
1 Chronicles 26:14 The lot for the East Gate fell to Shelemiah. Then they cast lots for his son Zechariah, a wise counselor, and his lot came out for the North Gate;
Nehemiah 11:1 Now the leaders of the people dwelt at Jerusalem; the rest of the people cast lots to bring one out of ten to dwell in Jerusalem, the holy city, and nine-tenths were to dwell in other cities.
Psalm 22:18 They divide My garments among them, And for My clothing they cast lots.
Joel 3:3 They have cast lots for My people, Have given a boy as payment for a harlot, And sold a girl for wine, that they may drink.
Obadiah 1:11 In the day that you stood on the other side -- In the day that strangers carried captive his forces, When foreigners entered his gates And cast lots for Jerusalem -- Even you were as one of them.
Jonah 1:7 And they said to one another, "Come, let us cast lots, that we may know for whose cause this trouble has come upon us." So they cast lots, and the lot fell on Jonah.
Nahum 3:10 Yet she was carried away, She went into captivity; Her young children also were dashed to pieces At the head of every street; They cast lots for her honorable men, And all her great men were bound in chains.
Matthew 27:35 Then they crucified Him, and divided His garments, casting lots, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet: "They divided My garments among them, And for My clothing they cast lots."
Luke 23:34 Then Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they do." And they divided His garments and cast lots.
John 19:24 They said therefore among themselves, "Let us not tear it, but cast lots for it, whose it shall be," that the Scripture might be fulfilled which says: "They divided My garments among them, And for My clothing they cast lots." Therefore the soldiers did these things.
Acts 1:26 And they cast their lots, and the lot fell on Matthias. And he was numbered with the eleven apostles.
So, here is where the rubber meets the road (as they say).
1) The Bible does not condemn gambling
2) God has used gambling for His holy purposes
3) The abuse of ANYTHING falls under the 1st commandment, if not the 7th, 9th and 10th.
4) No matter what we do, we need the forgiveness of Christ for we cannot ever within ourselves find a righteousness worth anything to God since the Bible does tell us that we are sinful above all else. (Romans 3 and much more)
5) We are perfectly righteous before God ONLY for the sake of the imputed (covering) righteousness of Jesus.
All of this said, we may partake of anything that is not clearly forbidden in Scripture as long as we do not become obsessed with them and put them before the one true God in addiction, greed, or covetousness.
My personal goals for gambling are ONLY for recreation. If I won big, I would count it a blessing from God and try to use the proceeds to His glory, or at least buy some fun toys.
Now, I leave you with this thought, if one is opposed to gambling, one should also be opposed to investing in the stock market for the goal there is even more to increase your money as much as possible and as quickly as possible with the risk of personal loss and the loss of others.
Okay – end of this rant.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
A Recent E Mail Worth Passing Along
An Old Farmer's Advice:
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time!
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
THE NEXT ONE IS MY FAVORITE --
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously.
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.